Does the Sun Revolve?

Question: Why does the sun revolve around the earth? - anonymous question

Opinions:
Ms. Knowitall: Well, I had to look that up... because as you know I truly believe that the sun revolves around me! Imagine my surprise to find out that there are a bunch of people that believe that the earth is rotating around the sun... and NOT the sun revolving around ME!

Well, some would have you think that the earth is actually going in a straight line, but gravity from the sun (or something amounting to gravity created by its huge mass) pulls the earth out of its trajectory and warps it into running an oval course.

This is all just a theory, although scientists can prove and document the actual course of the planets, they can not prove their theories... or disprove mine, which is ... all planets and stellar object revolve around me.

Angry Mike: Dats a trick question. It don't work like dat.

Bernadette the North Jersey Waitress: I don't believe in Revolution. I believe in God.