Who Thinks Thongs Are Comfortable?

Question: I have always wanted to know, and am glad that I finally have this forum.... Is there anyone on this planet that thinks THONGS are comfortable?

Opinions:
Angry Mike: Foist of all... tongs are not built for comfort, they are butt-crack decoration. It's what makes a plumber butt on a young lady look more allurin. I can't imagine that ting bein too comfy, but then I ain't gotta wear one.

Bernadette the North Jersey Waitress: Well.... I tried one once, (because you know, I prefer o-natural, if you know what I mean) ...Yeah well anyways, I figured it would be a ...compromise. So, I gotta tell ya. I think I got rope boin. It was like walking around with a wedgie. I kept feelin like I need to pick it outta my butt. OH, I hated it. I suppose, if I wore one every day I might get caluses... maybe then it wouldn't hurt.

Local Gum Chewing, Thong Wearing Teenager: Yeah... (chew chew snap) everyone wears one, you get used to the wedgie feeling 'cause it's too cool and sexy. My boyfriend (chew chew snap) he keeps trying to play the strap like it's a guitar or something. (chew chew snap) It's like so annoying. But whatta ya gonna do? All the pants are so low that I have to either wear a thong or nothing at all, and like.. (chew chew snap) I'm not going to wear nothing.