President Bush

OK.... Here's how I roll......

I see this headline: "Bush asks Congress to clear way for offshore oil drilling" and I think.... What the "F"?

Didn't he see Happy Feet?

Then I'm mad... and getting madder, because now I think... what now? What more damage can he possibly try to inflict on the planet before he leaves office... I keep picturing his stupid chuckle.... his ridiculous vocabulary and wonder if he really thinks we are that stupid. http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/06/18/bush.offshore/index.html?eref=rss_politics)

Now, let me pause here to tell you I was already mad at the man for the crap he pulled with the 8 US Attorneys (oh I am sickened... PLEASE don't try to tell me this doesn't go all the way to the top... the CIA was being investigated by one of the fired attorney's offices... PAAALLLLEEEAAAASSSSEEEEEEEEE) -(for a interesting timeline: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/usa-timeline.php of these events)

Anyway, so I'm all pissed at the Bush Administration... now honestly folks, this is the first time I've been really really ashamed to call myself a Republican... and with a tear in my eye... I long... I LONG... FOR ROSS PEROT! (who if memory serves me right he dropped out for among other reasons having had his family threatened ... and interestingly enough, there were very very very few articles coming up on google about that (I looked to refresh my memory) because the media laughed at him... then I found a "conspiracy theory" blog... that had more detail... but I digress)

So, I am pissed. Infuriated. Disappointed... then pissed again, because that J-off doesn't care what I or anyone else thinks... he's just going to live his life and "rule" the country in a way that's good for him and his buddies. Kind of like the bully in High School. You just have to wait until you graduate to find out what life is like without him.

So I'm a registered Republican. AND I'm Pissed at the republicans... I like John Edwards, I hate Hillary, Obama is ok... I'm a little queasy over McCain. I don't think he is his own man, I already see him lining up the party line. ... anyway, let me get back to the point. BACK TO THE POINT.

So, I'm pissed and went to try to find one of Bushes old speeches to see if I could find where he contradicted himself... and I found President Bushes.... Home Page

FRIENDS... I'm talking about The Presidential Home Page.

I take a gander... quickly passing by the things of which I know nothing (basically everything) then I find a link to "proclamations"

According to Webster a proclamation is: Something proclaimed; specifically : an official formal public announcement

I am expecting a lot of "Hear ye, Hear ye" and all that. You know... momentous speeches and proclamations....

Now I'm over being pissed about Bush....

Now I am entranced...

and I think.

I could do this. I could work from home, writing the government proclamations... because you know what? 98% of the proclamations have something to do with a hallmark holiday. I'd just get out my little hallmark calendar, and write up a nice 3 page proclamation about whatever holiday it is that day and post it to the website.

I'm not kidding... check out the page.
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/proclamations/

What do you think?