Shorts too long?

Question: When will the "length" trend for mens shorts, that are currently worn far below the knee, start to be worn above the knee?

Opinion:
Angry Mike: Hey Magnum PI, we do tings a little different ova hereya in da East Coast.

Free Willy: I need my shorts that long, if you know what I mean.

Bernadette the North Jersey Waitress: Well Honey, I personally prefer a man with a longer style of shorts. Short Shorts are for little boys. Just like last summa I almost vomited all ova my girlfriend Mona at the beach, I didn't see da signs... but we must have been at Speedo beach or someting... cause there were little bags of "marbles" all ova if you know what I mean. So anyways, I think the more clothes you fellas put on, the betta you looks. Of course, the more cosmos I drink, the betta you looks too!

Sigmund Fraud: Dat quvestion has plagued humanity tru-out da centuries. Eet vill not be solved until da udder age old quvestion "boxers or briefs" is finally solved.